current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable
my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive” and basically my mom started crying and blamed me
Did you just
i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world.
THAT’S MY SISTER!
Also you forgot the best one
"What ever is keeping the boat floating."
"You mean ‘what ever floats your boat’?"
"Yea, that too."
HER SISTER FOUND THE POST AND NOW I FEEL KIND OF CREEPY I HOPE YOU’RE ALL SATISFIED
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”