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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Few of the funniest things i found today


meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit


lotrlockedwhovian:

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

…what




consulting-idjit-of-gallifrey:

tardistopanem:

Thank you for a picture of a blank wall DW twitter…but why post it…i’m confused…?

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releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”


  • other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
  • america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
  • other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
  • america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
  • other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
  • america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
  • other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
  • america: if only there was a way.............................

hi:

THOSE LITTLE MOMENTS IN BOOKS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING, LIKE YOU SMILE OR KINDA GET SAD AND JUST REALLY FORGET YOURE READING SOMETHING MY FAVOURITE


"Eyeliner isnt attractive on guys!"

the-impossible-nerdfighter:

majesticaljeff:

offended-fig:

Yeah,

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You know what?

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You’re right.

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Not even

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Slightly

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Attractive.

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What

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Was I

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Thinking?

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You forgot someone very important

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I wonder if our animals give us names that we don’t know about

onceuponawholockfannibal:

theotheristhedoctor:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

like

Dog: Oh you got  new owner!

Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday

Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?

Cat: Steve.

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wow over the hedge fandom long time no see





peace-love-doctorwho:

nutella-fandom:

different-to-the-rest:

lanadelnachos:

ayeyophoebe:

slytherin-kyuubi:

a-study-in-cheekbones:

childofaphrodite:

soaringpenis:

notkorra:

antlare:

here, have some childhood nostalgia

whAT THE FUCK

YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT

LITERALLY SCREAMING. I SPAT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY SCREEN. this is so wonderful. ohmyjesus.

two grown up girls crying here as they recognized eVERY FUCKING SINGLE SONG OMGS

I FEEL OLD IM 16 I SHOULDN’T FEEL OLD

This is annoying me to no end what’s the one after American dragon, both me and my sis know the tune but we can’t match up the cartoon?!?!?!?!?! WHAT IS IT?!?!?!

^^IT’S THE MOTHERFUCKING POWERPUFF GIRLS DUDE.
and srsly… i’m nearly 20 and i sang along to every song with lyrics.
THE POKEMON SONG HIT ME LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN THO.

i lost it at rugrats

KIM POSSIBLE WHAT

AMERICAN DRAGON WAS MY LIFE!!

OMG! WHAT IS MY LIFE?! 


idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL


fandoms-have-destroyed-my-life:

season one

saving people

hunting things

the family business 

season nine

disappointing people 

destroying things

this family probably needs some therapy sessions 


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