seeing assholes u used to be friends with like
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip
anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came…
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am
*obnoxious adult voice*
Aren’t you a bit young to say you want to smash the patriarchy, trash tradition and rebel against the system?
Yes. Yes I am.
don’t offer me the rest of your fries or I might fall in love with you